New Rule: Whoever at the U.N. issued the new report saying one way to solve hunger is by eating more insects...has to mind his own damn business. IKEA doesn't need any more ideas.

A new e-book came out this week called A Bad Day On The Romney Campaign: An Insider's Account. It was written by Clint Eastwood's chair. No it wasn't, it was written by some whiny grifter named Gabriel Schoenfeld, who was a "senior advisor" to the campaign. The book focuses on the day of the Benghazi attack, and how Mitt Romney tripped over his dick.

By Richard Haass (May 17 2013) - "The biggest threat to the United States comes not from abroad but from within. This is the provocative, timely, and unexpected message of Council on Foreign Relations President Richard N. Haass's Foreign Policy Begins at Home.

Richard Haass

is the author of Foreign Policy Begins at Home and President of the Council on Foreign Relations. Last month he spoke with NPR's Rachel Martin about why the United States "should focus somewhat more at home and somewhat less abroad."

"Please sir, I want some more." -Oliver/The Jackson Family

Michael Jackson's mother is suing a concert promoter for employing a doctor whose reaction to seeing his patient OD was to call a doctor. She wants $40 billion. Because right up until the end there, everything was going great.