Eleven years ago, I wrote a book called, When You Ride ALONE, You Ride with bin Laden: What the Government SHOULD Be Telling Us to Help Fight the War on Terrorism. I don’t wanna brag, but it was kind of the 50 Shades of Grey of its time.
Rich New Yorkers need to chill. They’re worried that electing a Democratic Mayor – Bill De Blasio – will turn everyday life in New York City back into “The Taking Of Pelham 123.” A Democrat in Gracie Mansion will bring back graffitied subways, Central Park “wilding,” and black people shopping at Barney’s.
New Rule: If Texas is going to tout itself as the low-regulation, business-friendly state, they have to extend their hands-off, free market policies to all small businesses – including the ones that provide safe, legal abortions.
Gallup released its annual poll on how much confidence Americans have in various institutions, and near-record lows were recorded in public schools, churches, banks, and the TV news.
By Bill Maher
Most of these “invincibles” who need to sign up for Obamacare to succeed are young men. Everybody keeps saying there’s not as much in it for them as there is for young women, but what about “the pill” being free? Shouldn’t this also be a big selling point for guys in their twenties and thirties? I mean, c’mon, haven’t most of them experienced the sheer dread of a girlfriend being late? I’ll never forget those days, because they felt like years.
The new recruitment slogan should be, “What, me worry?”
Here’s everything that’s right/wrong with humans in one sentence: “The Dallas Safari Club said Friday it aims to raise up to a million dollars for endangered black rhinoceroses by auctioning off a permit to kill one in Namibia.”
Sarah Palin has a new holiday book out called, “The Condoms Were Hung by the Chimney with Care.” No, it’s called “Good Tidings and Great Joy: Protecting the Heart of Christmas.” It has everything from a defense of the Christmas tradition to recipes to “how to make a wreath out of human placentas.” But Sarah’s not the only one with a holiday book. Just check out some of these other stocking stuffers: