Trump’s Woman Problem

By Bill Maher

I don’t know where Trump’s enraged reaction to any woman who’s not actively blowing him will get him. It hasn’t hurt him so far. And Hulk Hogan says the N word; I guess he shouldn’t be president either. But I noticed one cool quote people dug up, in the long, long list of ignorant things Trump has said during 69 years of continuous tantrum:

“All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me—consciously or unconsciously.”

The mind is a fascinating machine. It can make you want to blow Donald Trump, whether you know it or not. It reminded me of something Bill Cosby said in a deposition:

“I walk her out. She does not look angry. She does not say to me, ‘don’t ever do that again.’ She doesn’t walk out with an attitude of a huff, because I think that I’m a pretty decent reader of people and their emotions in these romantic sexual things, whatever you want to call them.”

I guess this is mainly a question for women: Who’s more irresistible: Trump or Cosby? And remember, if you think you don’t want them, that’s not what you really think. That’s just what you think you think.