In the ‘Real Time’ Writers Room

 The writers envision the Hollywood version of the SEAL team raid on Osama bin Laden’s compound:

 Billy: In the movies, the SEAL team would all be staying in the same hotel the night before the mission and get food poisoning from the clams. So Obama would have to call in the old guys…Stallone, Willis, etc…

Brian: They pick up the phone… “I don’t do that stuff anymore.”

Billy: But then they do it, in exchange for Obama wiping their records clean.

THE END.