Great news for all you stocking stuffers: Bill Maher’s latest book, “The New New Rules: A Funny Look at How Everybody but Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass,” hits bookshelves on Monday, Nov. 14!

Bill will be doing book signings at the Tribeca Barnes & Noble in New York at 6pm this Monday and at The Grove in Los Angeles at 7pm on Thursday the 17th. Remember: an autographed copy makes a cherished keepsake and/or brings in higher bids on eBay!