by Miles Leicher
1PM: Meeting called to order.
1. Agenda Item: America = Thelma and Louise
This month's bad news about how we're killing the planet is always worse than last month's bad news about how we're killing the planet.
Bill: "It's Thelma and Louise... 'We're just gunning it for the canyon and we're all f**ked no matter what we do,' is an argument I respect more than all the climate change denial bulls**t."
Someone: "Why did they drive off the cliff?"
Adam: "Because Callie Khouri literally wrote herself into a corner."
Bill: "No, I don't see it that way."
Brian: "Yeah. Jackie Chan does that s**t in every movie and always manages to get out of it."
2. Agenda Item: Japan's Nuclear Crisis