Every week, Bill lays down his own laws. Here is the latest set of New Rules from the last episode:
New Rule: Someone must explain to General Petraeus that just because you're wearing camouflage while getting blown, people can still see you!
New Rule: Now that we've learned so much about General Petraeus, General Allen and everybody else involved in this mess, every nation must acknowledge that when we say we have the greatest f**king military in the world...we mean, "We have the greatest f**king military in the world."
New Rule: [slide of man with Romney symbol face tattoo] Someone has to explain to the guy with the Romney face tattoo that even if Mitt had been elected and he had created 12 million new jobs, none of them are going to a guy with a face tattoo.