New Rule: Pistol Whipped

Every week, Bill lays down his own laws. Here is a web-exclusive New Rule for your enjoyment:

New Rule: Pissy Galore

Every week, Bill lays down his own laws. Here is a web-exclusive New Rule for your enjoyment:

New Rule: Neighsayers

Every week, Bill lays down his own laws. Here is a web-exclusive New Rule for your enjoyment:

New Rule: Phil Seeker

Every week, Bill lays down his own laws. Here is a web-exclusive New Rule for your enjoyment:

12 Days of New Rules: Day 12 – The Blind

'Tis the season to be jolly, so the Real Time writers have combed through 10 seasons of New Rules in order to share their favorites with you here. Here is your New Rule of the Day:

#37 – Sept. 24, 2004

New Rule: If you're blind, you don't have to pick up your guide dog's poop. Here in California, a blind couple is headed to court over complaints that they didn't. You see, they would have, but they can't see sh*t!

What are your favorite New Rules of all time?

12 Days of New Rules: Day 11 – Lincoln

'Tis the season to be jolly, so the Real Time writers have combed through 10 seasons of New Rules in order to share their favorites with you here. Here is your New Rule of the Day:

#822 – Oct. 22, 2010

New Rule: If you married a manic depressive, if three of your children died, and while you were president, civil war broke out and someone shot you in the head, your coin really shouldn't say, "In God We Trust."

What are your favorite New Rules of all time?

12 Days of New Rules: Day 10 – "Bro"

'Tis the season to be jolly, so the Real Time writers have combed through 10 seasons of New Rules in order to share their favorites with you here. Here is your New Rule of the Day:

#824 – Nov. 5, 2010
 

New Rule: Stop putting "bro" in front of everything. "Bro-mance," "bro-down," "Bro-dak moment." Way to make shoe shopping with my friend Steve sound gay. Oh, and one way to tell that your "bromance" has grown into a full-on gay relationship? When you’re giving each other "bro-jobs." 

12 Days of New Rules: Day 9 – Pants

'Tis the season to be jolly, so the Real Time writers have combed through 10 seasons of New Rules in order to share their favorites with you here. Here is your New Rule of the Day:

#414 – Sept. 1, 2006

New Rule:  And I never thought I'd be saying this to an accused child-molester: "Pull down your pants!" At least a little. You know, below the nipples.