Thursday
Oct182012

Guest List: October 19, 2012

The Interview:

Gary Hirshberg is the Chairman of Stonyfield Farm, founder of the "Just Label It" campaign, and author of Label It Now: What You Need to Know About Genetically Engineered Foods. Last month, Foodconsumer.org profiled Hirshberg’s support of California Proposition 37. The ballot initiative would require the labeling of genetically engineered food and counts Bill Maher among its supporters.

Twitter: @Gary_Hirshberg


The Panel:

Boris Epshteyn is a former McCain/Palin aide and a columnist for US News & World Report. Even on the heels of Mitt Romney's infamous 47% comments, Epshteyn correctly predicted that there was Romney comeback in the making.

Twitter: @BorisEP

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Wednesday
Oct172012

Behind the Screens: October 12, 2012

By Miles Leicher

Check out what went on behind the scenes of last week’s Real Time!

Wednesday
Oct172012

Dry Me a River

By Bill Maher

Americans are willfully ignorant. If you give any credence to science whatsoever, you know global warming is happening. If you have eyes and nerve endings, you can see it and feel it. And yet, we somehow dismiss this crisis, this global emergency, as something we'll either think our way out of or Jesus will take care of. But what if Jesus' way of taking care of it is to slowly turn up the thermostat until we take a hint and get off our asses?

According to the U.S. Drought Monitor, 65 percent of America's mainland is experiencing some form of drought. In Michigan, hay has gotten so expensive people are abandoning their horses. In Colorado, Parks and Wildlife officials have had to destroy 30 "nuisance" bears because they've encroached on populated areas looking for food. In Missouri, over-dry soil is shifting, causing homes to crumble and crack. In New Mexico, ranchers are cutting their neighbors' fences so their cattle can graze. In Texas, water is so scarce Rick Perry’s been forced to grind up and snort his painkillers.


The U.S. Drought Monitor is produced in partnership between the National Drought Mitigation Center at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln, the United States Department of Agriculture, and the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration. Map courtesy of NDMC-UNL.

In fact, as Forbes recently reported,

"Droughts, floods, hurricanes and other extreme weather cost the U.S. economy at least $55 billion in 2011, according to NOAA, with 14 separate events exceeding $1 billion. The devastating drought and associated wildfires in Texas and Oklahoma alone cost American crop farmers $7.6 billion and the cotton and cattle industries around $5.4 billion."

There's a real, measurable economic cost. You'd think, for no other reason, greed would compel us to adjust how we live and make money in a way that would allow us to, well, continue to live and make money.

Wednesday
Oct172012

New Rule: Flop of the Morning

Every week, Bill lays down his own laws. Here is a web-exclusive New Rule for your enjoyment:

Monday
Oct152012

New Rules: October 12, 2012

New Rule: The next guy who b**ches to me that gas in Lubbock is a buck cheaper than it is in L.A. has to move to Lubbock. Here's L.A. [slide of bikini-clad beachgoers] Here's Lubbock. [slide of desolate ghost town] I'm sorry, that's not a fair picture of Lubbock. Last week, when they took it, it was raining!

New Rule: With a heartfelt "feel better" to Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber, now that we know throwing up onstage makes popular celebrities even more popular, President Obama must try it. [mock slide of Obama puking at debate]

New Rule: If I'm waiting for your parking space and you hop in your car and proceed to start texting, I get to ram you.

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Monday
Oct152012

Overtime: October 12, 2012

Bill and guests -- Sheila Bair, Ann Coulter, Ben Affleck, Brian Schweitzer(D), Darrell Issa(R-CA) -- answer fan questions from the latest show."

Friday
Oct122012

Flying Killer Robots

By Bill Maher

There's been a lot of talk about the Obama administration's drone policy -- the one that was denied for years but now is begrudgingly acknowledged with the insistence that there have been no "conclusive" civilian casualties. Isn't America wonderful, developing an unmanned robotic plane that can shoot missiles into populated areas and kill only the bad guys? Why, it sounds almost too good to be true.

The Bureau of Investigative Journalism reports that the zero civilian casualty count claimed by the Obama administration is a little, let’s say, hopeful -- the number is more likely between 474-884 killed in Pakistan alone since 2004 -- with over a thousand more people injured.

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Thursday
Oct112012

Yield of Dreams

By Bill Maher

In 2010, Japanese baseball phenom Tsuyoshi Nishioka was the Nippon League batting champion, hitting .346. The guy could really drive the ball… despite what you've heard about Asian drivers. He also won the Japanese equivalent of a Golden Glove for his defensive play as an infielder. In 2011, Tsuyoshi was signed by the Minnesota Twins to a three-year $9.25 million deal. Six games into his rookie season, Tsuyoshi had a collision at second base with Nick Swisher of the Yankees, breaking Tsuyoshi’s leg. And he’s never played up to his potential since.

After his injury, Tsuyoshi batted only .226 and committed 12 errors in 68 games… or what the Chicago Cubs call "a career season." This season, the Twins sent Tsuyoshi down to Rochester, their AAA team, where he hit .258 with only two homeruns and 34 RBI’s in 392 at-bats. So, with $3.25 million left to pay on his contract, the Twins are kind of stuck with Tsuyoshi, right? Well, they would be if he were an American player. But Tsuyoshi isn’t American. He doesn’t come from a greed culture.

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