'Tis the season to be jolly, so the Real Time writers have combed through 10 seasons of New Rules in order to share their favorites with you here. Here is your New Rule of the Day:
#414 – Sept. 1, 2006
New Rule: And I never thought I'd be saying this to an accused child-molester: "Pull down your pants!" At least a little. You know, below the nipples.