By Bill Maher
We’re a country where 87 percent of households own a bible, but only 11 percent of us have read it all the way through. So when Trump said, “Nobody reads the bible more than me,” he accidentally wasn’t lying. Nearly nine in 10 people in this Christian nation haven’t finished the bible, so no spoilers! Even though it’s a lot shorter than the Harry Potter series and just a little longer than the four 50 Shades of Grey books.
I’m not saying you have to read the bible religiously, but if you’re going to use it to tell other people who to vote for, who to kill, who they can marry and where they can crap, you probably do.