Oh Snap! New NFL Penalties

A former Baltimore Raven named Brendon Ayanbadejo says there are a few active NFL players who are secretly gay and he thinks it would send a powerful message if they all chose to come out together. Of course, these guys have nothing to be ashamed of -- they're all obviously talented enough to play in the league. But there's a chance that the officials might overreact to the openly gay NFL with some weird new penalties. For example: