By Bill Maher
You know what species is doing great? Jellyfish. The seas are heating up – which turns out to be great for jellyfish. And we’ve killed all the other fish that used to eat the same things jellyfish eat. They’re not competing for food, so the jellyfish population is exploding. 580 million years of “eww gross…” and now their time has come. Thanks to man-made climate change, the future’s a great place, if you’re a spineless gob of goo. Tagg Romney 2016!
So think about that, the next time Mitch McConnell talks about saddling our grandchildren with debt. They’re not going to be worried about that. They’re going to be fighting the jellyfish.