Boozy Boehner Tweets

On the night they were shutting down the government, there were reports from Capitol Hill that many of the lawmakers smelled like booze. Rep. Alan Grayson even told Salon that he has witnessed his Republican colleagues' drunken behavior and that "it's making them violent and abusive towards America."

Now, we're not saying that John Boehner was one of the culprits, but we got hold of totally made up some of his tweets from the night of the shutdown and, well, you can be the judge: