Value Addled

By Bill Maher

Rick Santorum recently explained 236 years of American political history with the greatest quote of all time.

At the Values Voters Summit:

"We will never have the media on our side, ever, in this country. We will never have the elite, smart people on our side."

Explains a lot. They're not just traditionalists. They're Cro-Magnons. With the simple values that made this country great: It light outside? Go look for food. It dark? Cower. Maybe fuck something, see if baby come out.

Santorum then added, "So our colleges and universities, they're not going to be on our side." He explained how the church is one of the only institutions that can be counted on to sustain "the basic premise of America."  The basic premise, which, if I'm not mistaken, was partly "Let's get the fucking church off our backs." 

Those smart people, always a-plottin' and a-plannin' against us. That's why we need to elect more mouth-breathing dumbasses!