Mitt Romney: The Least Interesting Man in the World

By Miles Leicher

The Republican primary race is all but over and it’s looking like Mitt Romney will be at the top of the ticket. He’s Herman Cain, without the charisma. He’s Michele Bachmann, without the crazy eyes. He’s Rick Perry, without the childlike fascination with maple syrup. He is anything you want him to be, so long as you don’t want him to be anything. He is…the Least Interesting Man in the World.

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