By Miles Leicher
Tonight brings the second installment of our ongoing series in which states go pinhead-to-pinhead in an all-out battle of bozos. Last week featured an epic clash of the cretins between Arizona and South Carolina. Let’s go to the tape:
As of the latest vote tally, it would appear that South Cackalacky never stood a chance against good ol’ Arizona wacky.
We move on this evening to the Brain-Dead conference, where it’s Okies vs. Cokies as Oklahoma takes on California. Be sure to tune in at 10pm ET/PT and cast your vote for the duke of kook!