'Tis the season to be jolly, so the Real Time writers have combed through 10 seasons of New Rules in order to share their favorites with you here. Here is your New Rule of the Day:
#710 – May 1, 2009
New Rule: Stop putting honey in those cute little bear containers. No, I'm just kidding, I don't give a sh*t. You can keep putting honey in the little bear containers. It's adorable. It's an adorable little bear filled with honey. You know what? New Rule: All honey must be put in those cute little bear containers. There, I said it. Screw you, cans and jars.