'Tis the season to be jolly, so the Real Time writers have combed through 10 seasons of New Rules in order to share their favorites with you here. Here is your New Rule of the Day:
#812 -- May 14, 2010
New Rule: Stop adding capers to my food. They're a creepy, weird non-food that exists in some nebulous zone between fruits, vegetables and testicles. If you dug up and reanimated a dead raisin, it would be a caper. It's time to finally take a stand against these nasty, shriveled up, zombie raisins! Who is with me?! Although they can be nice on a bagel.