¡Cabeza, por favor!

by Miles Leicher

A brief discussion on travel in Mexico, as heard in the 'Real Time' writer's room:

Writer: "I think Mexico has gotten safer for tourists.  I mean, celebrities go down there all the time..."

Bill: "Celebrities go to Mexico because they have no idea what's going on in the world.  'Hey look – they're serving us tropical drinks in these skulls!  Come to think of it, that kind of looks like my assistant...is she back from town yet?'"