by Miles Leicher
A brief discussion on travel in Mexico, as heard in the 'Real Time' writer's room:
Writer: "I think Mexico has gotten safer for tourists. I mean, celebrities go down there all the time..."
Bill: "Celebrities go to Mexico because they have no idea what's going on in the world. 'Hey look – they're serving us tropical drinks in these skulls! Come to think of it, that kind of looks like my assistant...is she back from town yet?'"