New Rule: Conspiracy Weary
/Bill argues that Republicans' embrace of conspiracy theories is dangerous to democracy.
New Rule: Trump Is Above the Law
/Bill disputes the notion that nobody is "above the law," and worries about Donald Trump's desire to be "president for life."
New Rule: Married to the Mob
/In his editorial New Rule, Bill questions how a New York City slicker like Trump became a hero to America's heartland.
New Rule: I Feel Petty
/In this edition of "Explaining Jokes to Idiots," Bill confronts the purity police over their criticism of Amy Schumer's new movie.
New Rule: Dear Roseanne
/In his editorial New Rule, Bill pens an open letter to his dear friend Roseanne about a few inconsistencies in her political affiliations.
New Rule: Grass Warfare
/In a special "420" edition of New Rules, Bill argues that Democrats should use marijuana legalization as a wedge issue in the upcoming elections.
New Rule: The 'What Were You Thinking' Generation
/In his editorial New Rule, Bill argues that it's unfair to impose today's "woke" standards on yesterday's art.
New Rule: Pencils Down
/In a surprising move, Bill sticks up for children in his editorial New Rule.
New Rule: Washington D-List
/In his editorial New Rule, Bill argues that many conservative celebrities only entered politics after failing in Hollywood.
New Rule: The Problem with Democrats
/In his editorial New Rule, Bill calls on Democrats to step up and fight like Republicans.
New Rule: Third Rails
/In his editorial New Rule, Bill argues that it's not very hard to change people's minds, and that Democrats should try it with gun control.
New Rule: That's Not News
/In his editorial New Rule, Bill chastises the media for pitting Americans against each other with phony controversies.
New Rule: Hollywood's Grey Area
/In his editorial New Rule, Bill explores the messy and complicated nature of romance in the age of #TimesUp.
New Rule: Sub-Literate America
/In his editorial New Rule, Bill argues that Donald Trump's illiteracy isn't his shame – it's his bond with America.
New Rule: Trump's Wall of Lies
/Bill implores Trump fans to admit that their President has been lying to them about building a border wall.
New Rule: Snide and Prejudice
/In his editorial New Rule, Bill asks why President Donald "Least Racist Person" Trump is always picking fights with black people and offers up an alternative outlet for his ire.
New Rule: Distinction Deniers
/Bill voices his support for the #MeToo movement and cautions liberals that "zero tolerance" is morphing into "zero thinking."
New Rule: The Scrooge of Our Time
/Through the magic of Christmas, Bill shows Donald Trump an alternate reality of what his life could be if he weren't such a Scrooge.
New Rule: Checking In On Jared
/Bill takes a hard look at the accoplishments of Jared Kushner and the rest of President Trump's team.
New Rule: Toxic Male Laziness
/Bill mocks Hollywood heroes whose skill is "driving" and the male penchant for lazy behavior in his editorial New Rule.
